i feel utterly amused everytime i see this shoe, i just can't take it seriously. it has BUILT IN half pants. even now that it's on sale for a mere 1385.42 euros, i can't get with it. i GET that it's balmain. but really. it just has this elvis/liberaci/neil diamond vibe that makes me wish there was some sort of vegas-piano-we're-coming-to-america showtune mashup i could burst into right now as i gaze upon it. on a related note, i wish celine dion would wear these boots.
photo from luisaviaroma
in fact- in honor of george's birthday, let's do this right: